That’s exactly what youre doing.

Yep. That quote from the judge -

You don’t have sympathy for a man who was wrongfully imprisoned? That sounds like a you problem.

Aw, I like you too (many days too late). Don’t expect to see too many of my deep thoughts on here in the future, tho. When I do comment it’s usually trapped down in the gray grays of the grayniverse, and Kinja has been through about ten iterations since the last time I thought I understood why that happens, or how you…

A friend of a friend knows the guy who took the photos of jon (from jon and kate) out cheating.

It’s funny, but... I do not think it’s a good idea to date people who work for you, especially in such a personal capacity. Talk about blurred lines. What’s a favor from your girlfriend, and what’s the job? This could have been either or both... and, from another perspective, is she sleeping with her boss because she…

Then indict her. That is actually a crime. I’m just not cool with the general notion that Bill Cosby drugged and assaulted women because she wasn’t wife enough for him.

We’re told he wanted a private room, and when they said one wasn’t available he hopped off the gurney and left ...”against medical advice.”

If the Kardashians own the tape she was over 18.

Why is everyone hating on Calvin Harris? He is in LA with hospitals know for leaks. He has access to the best plastic surgeons. Of course he left. If you had a choice between some random ER doctor stitching you up, or using your celeb connect to hook you up that night with a world class surgeon you would do the same.

I’m doing my best not to snark on appearance here, but their subtlety in the husband not practicing what his wife is preaching is fabulous.

Susan Sarandon gets paid a shit-ton of money. Ergo, she should just sit down, shut up, and accept that she gets paid significantly less than fellow male actors, so as to not offend the poors.

I disagree with equating actresses pushing for equal pay as a step that will help working women get equal pay. But, actresses speaking up addresses the misogynistic culture of the entertainment industry. That is a real problem that needs to be addressed.

Of course celebrities shouldn’t be the face of real life feminism. You could have said that in 3 lines rather than writing that very long essay that essentially says nothing.

Why not? They are the ones who have the least to lose. Or do you suggest that women working minimum wage jobs should be the ones who put their source of income at risk for speaking up?

Somebody needs to take the internet from me because I’m now reading her article about how everyone she’s ever been a bridesmaid for had terrible fashion sense but all nine of her bridesmaids like the dresses she’s picked out and this is going to be my whole evening now. I can feel it.

“...I’m a hot little blonde...” REALLY? Oh honey.
You’re more catalog than runway and that’s the kindest I can bring myself to be.

Holy shit, this bitch’s self-regard! In the first para of that little self-loving blog post, she describes how a former boss she calls “Cunt Chocula” hated her from the beginning, and says, “I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan.”

What would the rest of her life been like? She would have either been institutionalized or a major burden on her family.

Jesus. I have never had so much to say and been so completely speechless at the same time. What. The. Fuck.