That’s as brazen as asking for leniency for killing your parents because you’re an orphan.

Larkin’s parents are pretty rad so I am sure a chill baby is in the cards.

Yeah, don’t stop there. Does he have nice tits?

Is Rihanna asking me to send her lube?

Yeah but my body doesn’t try to trick me to make and then give birth to kittens.

It’s been brought-en!

something something something, donkey sauce.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

This is where Donald Trump came from.

I read this as more of an airing of dirty laundry rather than insinuating he's gay.

But looooooook at his cute wittle face. From afar. Through binoculars.

Wiz was trolling by saying KK though, right?

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

wondered why kanye went off on wiz and then deleted all the tweets and did a complete 180.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kim woke up with Kanye West's late mother's hair cut one morning.

Obsessing over Amber takes his mind off obsessing over Beyonce and defending her honor when she doesn’t win an award.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

I mean just the fact that you had brunch in Logan Square says it all.

I am certain that being in the room where that was photograph was taken is my nightmare. A zillion sweaty people packed elbow-to-elbow in a studio filled with hot yoga farts? No thanks, I’m good.

No worries: Some shitforbrains is already in with ‘nobody put a gun to his head/he knew the risks’ tomfuckery. Yes: I’m sure as an eleven-year-old boy in 1999, Tyler performed a thorough risk/reward assessment on post-NFL CTE-induced physical and psychological impairment.