Or tell the rapist to keep his penis in his pants — why (she asks, knowing the answer) do they never operate from THAT starting point?

..and is that Marla far to the left (beside fake adam sandler)?

And the big education/career potential difference between the male and female here is... prooobably not a coincidence.

Well, she no longer has time for this. In a statement, Abedin announced—

Wait... WHAT? Is this really a thing? Are their faces obscured?? Holy fucking fuckerton, I would instantly lose my hot colon contents on any human-shaped bivalve who included my images (let alone our imaginary children’s!) in his “dating” rituals. What the hell even is that?

...I misread your last line as “If I were Drake Id be the corniest fucker ever I mean Id eat a fuckin bagel”... and now I need this to be a phrase. And I also need a bagel.

Can’t stop laughing at the chill, wise perfection of your romantic wisdom. “yeah, bone the guy who is hot as shit and knows it, but then think of all the sweet sweet sweatery-couch time you’re missing out on. You’ll come for it eventually, you know it.”

“a rapist is an ordinary person and also a criminal”

I guess I’m mostly confused why some people SO readily and aggressively presume that ANYONE (in this case, a wife) who wasn’t physically there is in a position to tell the difference between rape and extramarital sex?

Really? i thought that was 500 days of summer, for some reason...

Also, how do we know WHY he left, whose word are we taking on that? It’s kind of crazy how attuned we are to accepting what we read when it comes to celebs of any stripe. It’s possible that he went to a “better” hospital, or to get hooked up with the best plastic surgeon, etc.

He’s Taylor Swift’s boyfriend (fiance?) so he’s not delusional, the paps and gossip sites will 100% be targeting him, if only for his ties to her. It doesn’t sound like he caused a scene of did anything Diva-ish. He just chose to walk out and go elsewhere, since he wasn’t in critical condition and had the right to do…

Calvin Harris is still Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, no?

agreeeeed. I thought i was imagining it, but it’s too consistent and delicious. The Roomba ref drop is amaaaaazing.

Shit, I like you. I hope you comment more.

Ding ding ding.

Sure. Or, instead of policing the fucking messenger all the damn time these days, how about we avoid that derailing and just keep talking about their valid message?

Ugh, this motherfucker. I wonder if he’s the sort to get off on knowing the women are bought and coerced, or if he prefers the fiction that he’s a magnetic bastard that they’re legit into and can’t fight the attraction.

I wonder if part of the “reconciliation” was basically quid pro ho, as in: “fine - you’re busted, sit here in your cheater shame and concentrate on being a good dad — but for the next six months I am getting as much side ass as I want as you wait for me to decide if I can forgive you enough to come back”.

Here’s one, simple, huge one - don’t talk any differently once women leave the room. Many men (particularly misogynists) look to one another for approval. There are certain sexist jokes, descriptions, stories etc that many “good”or well raised men would never say in front of a woman, and may take exception to if a…