You know what would be AWESOME — if one day, some smart celeb uses this *provably in advance* to force a dictator to donate to charity aimed at helping the people they’ve hurt.

Yeah, but c’mon. Ain’t no party like a Van Damme party. Would go.

#squadgoals (Monster Squad edition...)

I’m confused, educate my cheese-lovin ass... do you KEEP the wheel, or is it a one time thing like chili in a hollowed out sourdough bowl??

I’m not sure what the physical reaction to her self procedure would be (self abortion sounds so weird to me, like she suicided by aborting herself), but I imagine it’s possible that at some point before reaching the hospital she went into labor from the distress.

I think yours is the perfect comment on this. Balanced on the knife edge of what our better selves truly mean, and what our other selves reallllly wanna say.

This line, the top brass line, and the “hey did you guys get the knockers thing” line were killing me.

I almost bought that one! How is it? You likey?

I’m not going to judge someone for bailing out and emotionally supporting a sibling they likely assume is innocent until proven otherwise.

There’s a big difference between “WILL be ok” and “is already and will remain just peachy, totally unaffected, and able to blithely continue on a completely unaltered life path”.

This is a very, very good law and should be publicized more. Especially in highschools and colleges. I don’t think enough at risk women — the sort who have been in denial of or hiding their pregnancy, especially — are aware that there is an option to give the baby into safe keeping with no one ever holding you…

Not exactly egalitarian.

Samesies.

To be fair, she looks like a tiny person next to her PHONE.

Those black kneesocks are hilarious. Like sexy boots.

Isn’t this the dude who charged fans money to come shoot a homemade porn with him?

Well, this’ll be extra hard for some of those “that guy can’t be a rapist, he doesn’t *need* to rape!” people to wrap their brains around.

I’m doomed.

I totally misread that as “I’m an adult-onset artist.” I am now in love with that phrase!