That’s my slogan! “Meth...maybe?”

Why not multiple consecutive marriages, then? Affairs are not required. I’ve been married ten years. Still love my husband dearly. I told him before we got married that it was the easiest decision I’d ever made, “because I know in my heart I’m supposed to marry you. I don’t know if I’m supposed to STAY married to you,…

...Give it time.

Ha!~ Yeah, my sister was married at 24, too, so I think the whole thing was just so confusing to me. I wasn’t insulted or anything, it was just such a bizarre observational comment to make.

Your mother’s comfort and innocence are of no significance compared to your needs, and your emotional security is paramount, here. The truth isn’t always a simple solution, of course. Would telling her bring you additional headaches (i.e. is that too intimate a piece of info for you to feel comfortable letting her…

We need to invent cocoons for humans, for anyone going through an obvious transition of some sort, because maaaan, the bullshit commentary in between “caterpillar and butterfly” must be epic and constant!

Ha! oh man. I know he was a creeper, but I want to imagine he is just some socially clueless asexual SNL character.

Kindness, positivity, and intense loyalty to immediate family.

Oh all my fucks, I love Snack Dinner. I’ve never known enough to call it by its proper name before! Now I feel like I need to assemble a snack plate and hold it under the moon and Name It like a baby, in whatever non-appropriative ritual I can muster...

Oh my god, this gif fell from heaven.

Also, he mentions one of his personalities was “extremely popular”. What he’s NOT saying (maybe because this is fiction and he doesn’t realize) is that he would have to have “paid out” for that popularity... by being genuinely supportive to other members. From what I’ve seen, yes, people with constant sad stories get…

I dunno. I’ve been around with you guys there since the initial split, although I’m on probably my sixth screen name by now (nothing nefarious, I switch whenever I overshare to avoid doxing, and a few times I’ve lost my burner). Here’s the thing:

Yes. This, and the article, sound very much like my inner voice.

That gif is my mother personified, and I love it.

Oh yeah, as I said, it DEFINITELY still happens more often to women (and in more extreme ways, for less reason). But yes, some guys are definitely asked to diet/lose weight for a role that doesn’t on the surface require it, and often given a very short time in which to do so (ditto bulking up — which some will take a…

It’s seriously so weird. Thank you for making me feel less crazy!

Interesting, I’m sure it’s all subjective (the shorter thing, definitely, just haven’t noticed the general weight thing).

This is wise. Godspeed.

True. And I feel like a wee bit shitty and hypocritical for admiring how much sexier he looks these days (admittedly, part of that is an impressive haircut and stylist). But, then I remember how many women, myself included, loved him even when he was Anne’s chubby, adorkable boyfriend... and I feel shitty in a whole…

I wouldn’t say Ryan Reynolds was obese in any way, though. He was just a wee bit on the average-slim side. (I would love to use this as an excuse to post pics of his HOLY DAMN “new” bod once he reworked himself into romantic lead/action hero territory, but that would feel objectifying in context. ...also, i am really,…