Fantastic read. Thank you!

Oh shut up, you big ole’ baby. Take your loss like a man and stop trying to turn this into an argument about the Astros “ruining baseball”. The Stros had to tear it all down and build it back completely from the ground-up, due to extreme mismanagement of resources & a player allocation for years. What they’ve done is…

You don’t have to be “crazy” to succeed as an NFL QB, see Deshaun Watson. He’s absolutely one of the easiest dudes to root for in the league: high character, leader, and inexplicably “cool”. Being one of the best athletes in the league might also play a slight factor in his success.

Oh, and screw the Titans and the…

Fantastic write-up and window into your youth, Ian. Please have a follow-up after completion. I’m curious what your thoughts are after you’ve finished.

Inject this straight into my veins. I love this fucking clown show. 

You fools. You think O’Brien made these trades...?! Foolish mortals! O’Brien is simply a vessel for me to do my bidding. Bask in the glory of the new ruler of the National Football League, I, O’Brien’s chin cleft, am the true source of power and your new Messiah.

The depth very well could be limitless. Good point, Commodore.

Can’t wait for the Texans to trade Clowney to the ‘Fins for a 4th string runningback, a conditional 2020 5th round draft pick, and some caulk to fill in O’Brien’s chin cleft.

And no, I’m not triggered. YOU’RE TRIGGERED.

Dang, I feared that was the case. Shame. It’s so tricky to get followed. If any editors/moderators are looking, Deadspin, Gizz, Kotaku, & io9 are my go-to sites. Following me there would be oh so awesome. :D

And thanks for the reply, ajdragoon. 

Question unrelated to the above post (apologies, Mike) but I was recently followed by Kotaku and seemingly given the ability to rise above the Greys. My question: does this mean that only comments to Kotaku articles will post automatically but other Gawker media site posts will still be pending approval (until I am…

Take your damn star, you monster. 

Testing Testing: To see if I am officially out of the greys... 

Any chance Spidey makes his way back to the MCU?

Can I get out of the Greys? Like pretty please? 

Easterby and Caserio are friends. I agree it’s oddly worded but the gist is, “Yes, of course they spoke. They’re friends and had a previous working relationship. But in terms of the Texans GM vacancy, no, they did not explicitly speak about that”. 

Terrible? Go back to Dallas, homie. We don’t need, nor want, you in the H.