In my experience, 200 horsepower is adequate for most things, 300 is plenty for virtually anything, and everything above 300 is just excessive for the street.

Where the hell are his parents, and why isn’t he in school/at home under lockdown?

Buc’cees has always seemed far more hassle than it’s worth. Sooo busy that it does not make for a quick in/out. It does excel at getting one’s body fed and bottoms emptied, so there’s that. And that’s where the profit is, so mission accomplished.

These giant gas stations are cool, but the amount of people parking at a gas stall to walk inside and disappear for an hour is too damn high. Don’t go to these big gas stations on weekends.

Sheesh, you use silicone for pot grabbers, and I can tell from personal experience wearing a leg/stump liner for my prosthetic: It is hot!

It’s an old car. I’d be more concerned with whether it all ran well than if it’s had an engine swap or two.

Even by ‘70s standards these were garbage. This has no value.

BIG agree on the interior of the Mustang. The last one felt special, and the gigantic screen takes up so much space that there’s none left for actual DESIGN. Makes it feel very generic inside. Reminds me of the Camaro interior, which is NOT compliment. 

Can’t believe that nobody’s mentioned an EcoBoost Mustang. Starting MSRP is $31k, and it’s a blast to drive (although the new generation’s interior is a huge step back from the previous gen’s).

Oh my god I want it. It’s equal parts goofy and rad. I’m honestly considering driving up to DC this weekend.

Probably the best Vega. Bad taste historically correct customization. Good condition, low miles. So wrong it’s right. NP.

Any Jeep that is modified to the point that it’s useless for most things. Huge wheels that would be terrible offroad. Suspension so tall it would be a terrible daily driver. So ugly that it’s not a show car. Why did you spend $30k making your Jeep terrible and useless?

This is what I’m worried about. I drive a bmw and always use my signal. I learned to drive first and THEN got a bmw much later in life so I cant just shake those bad habits of signaling and paying attention.  I’m genuinely worried that I’m going to give someone a heart attack one day because I don’t drive like they…

Bonus points for both thin-blue-line and dont-tread bumper stickers. 

Diesel pickup are cool and have their place, but these assholes rolling coal in the faces of pedestrians and cyclists can fuck off.

Tinted or blackout head/taillamp covers. If you are rear-ended with these on, all fault should be on you.

This is a new thing, and I’ve been seeing it everywhere, student driver bumper stickers on obviously not student driver vehicles. I don’t get the joke, and you’re an asshole. 

GM cars using the reverse lights when the car is unlocked.

Those stick-on fake louvered vents

LED light bars - front OR back (but especially rear facing - wtf is wrong with you?)