I stand by my claim that your car always drives better after it’s been washed.

Always a good car wash before a road trip. A clean car is a happy car and a happy car is a reliable car.

Came to say all of that.

Your clutch doesn’t need an adjustment, you need a new throwout bearing (and you might as well put a clutch in it while you are in there). But it might go a long, long time like that, just don’t hold the pedal to the floor at lights - put it in neutral and let the clutch out to save as much wear and tear as possible.

I live in MN and anything south of Iowa is considered “the south” to me. 

Aye, there’s the rub. They thought they were making it intentionally corny and over the top. But to those of us who don’t get musicals, it was exactly as annoying as the real thing. So good job creating a horrible musical, otherwise known as any musical ever.

Jason keep in mind that Experian (and R.L. Polk, owner of CarFax) are only obtaining registration data on cars with the SAE/NHTSA standardized 17-digit VIN format. This was mandated for 1981 Model Year cars, although I have seen a few 1980's using it also.

No vehicle is safe when the person behind the wheel is an utter muttonhead.

I’m so glad that I don’t own a connected car.

Will this be available on any streaming platforms?

The coal-burning power plants in WV are owned by the same people that own Joe Manchin.

Dude.  You’re blowing my mind with this reality-warping option.  

And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

I can’t believe this article didn’t mention the wagon a single time. I know it comes in in the comments on every single WRX article posted to this site. #TeamWagon

...or a HATCHBACK.

A real grown up could carry more stuff. The WRX swan song should include the wagon variant.

Senator West up there is correct that there’s been way too many special sessions called for frivolous bullshit, but there’s no way in hell one will get called to fix this. Those in charge of Texas are too busy controlling women’s bodies and attempting to control what I can and can’t discuss in my classroom 

I like a good patina, but I think this is a bit too far. It’s more rust than paint. As for the swap, I’d go with the F-150 version of the Coyote engine for more low-end torque, with a decent auto trans, comfy bucket seats, and a suspension overhaul.

I’m not saying I liked you more when you were dead, but I made bank selling my copies of your zine while you were.

Yep. At this point all a trailer has to do is remind people it’s coming.