I live in MN and anything south of Iowa is considered “the south” to me. 

Jason keep in mind that Experian (and R.L. Polk, owner of CarFax) are only obtaining registration data on cars with the SAE/NHTSA standardized 17-digit VIN format. This was mandated for 1981 Model Year cars, although I have seen a few 1980's using it also.

No vehicle is safe when the person behind the wheel is an utter muttonhead.

I’m so glad that I don’t own a connected car.

Will this be available on any streaming platforms?

The coal-burning power plants in WV are owned by the same people that own Joe Manchin.

Dude.  You’re blowing my mind with this reality-warping option.  

And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

I can’t believe this article didn’t mention the wagon a single time. I know it comes in in the comments on every single WRX article posted to this site. #TeamWagon

...or a HATCHBACK.

A real grown up could carry more stuff. The WRX swan song should include the wagon variant.

Senator West up there is correct that there’s been way too many special sessions called for frivolous bullshit, but there’s no way in hell one will get called to fix this. Those in charge of Texas are too busy controlling women’s bodies and attempting to control what I can and can’t discuss in my classroom 

I like a good patina, but I think this is a bit too far. It’s more rust than paint. As for the swap, I’d go with the F-150 version of the Coyote engine for more low-end torque, with a decent auto trans, comfy bucket seats, and a suspension overhaul.

I’m not saying I liked you more when you were dead, but I made bank selling my copies of your zine while you were.

Remove spark plugs to lessen compression, see if starter spins it then

Jason ‘...is no longer around’ leaves a certain impression, man.

Microsoft isn’t “all” subscription. I can still buy a license of Office Home and Student or whatever and not pay annually for 365.

where is this free government money and where can I get some?

I agree. Is it a good adaptation of the comic book? No. Is it a fun movie on its own terms? Absolutely!

Once again, I’d like to say that Constantine is a great little movie. It really is a shame that the purists have deemed the choices made in adapting it too extreme for them to embrace it fully.