I couldn’t give less of a shit what the law says. If I find a device on my car, and I don’t know what it is, and don’t know where it came from, and don’t want it on my car, I’m removing it and throwing it in the trash.

The ones that don’t double as turn signals... Are you hazards on, are you pumping your brakes, do you have an intermittent grounding issue?

This would be a lot more fun with pictures

This is a mixed bag, as some companies have used old names well, while others have not, at least in the opinion of their fans. I won’t reiterate the other comments, but add what I think is a poor example of re-using a model name:

We’re a Brand society working with consumerism and Capitalism.
How do we know what to buy?
The Marketeers associate and then produce aspects of a Brand.
We get used to that, we buy it, we like it, we keep buying that Brand.
The Marketeers further enhance the Brand, and if we like it, we keep buying it.
When the Makers shut…

What’s the thing that you suspect people would absolutely give you tons of shit for? That people would argue with?

Counter-take: American families carry around way too much crap. The rest of the planet seems to get along just fine with a Ford Focus for a family of four.

The police can pull you over for ANYTHING. In fact, they can pull you over for driving too well.

...replace a bad track...

Wait what? Austin is the coolest of the new tracks.

Lifted trucks should be illegal on the road.

Good for you. Fuck off and drive your automatics, and leave the manuals for those who want them.

Buy the damn minivan!

Why do you want something that other people enjoy to go away? How does it hurt you that manuals exist? Just because you’ve never been able to master the skill doesn’t mean you have to be a baby about it. Let other people enjoy their manuals and you can pretend you like having a car drive you. People like to make fun…

Jalopnik is the people’s site

It should be AT LEAST as expensive and difficult to get a driver’s license in the US as it is in Germany. Real driver training or you can just stay home, walk, or take a bus. And I don’t give a shit about the poors. They are fucked anyway.

Jesus tap dancing Christ I’m so fucking sick of this. I used to be a cop, and I think these cops are a disgrace to the badge. My opinion, as someone from the inside:

This weird looking lever that makes driving funner

Remove the punisher decals and lower it, street truck style and you’ve got yourself a chicken dinner.

I’m not going to be one of those people who bitches about slideshows but I am going to gripe at the slideshows being just screenshots of the text.