Dear 18-year-old Wagon Guy,

Nope.

A few years ago I was living on the north side of Austin, while working on the south end. So every morning I would get up early and drive the Mopac Expressway from end to end (before they thought to add in tollways).

I don’t really think of this as revenge, more like car Karma...

Came here for “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.” Satisfied that it’s included.

Meh. I’m happy wwith my 2017.

I’ve got a lot of Datsun love, I’ve owned 4 of them over the years. 200sx, 280zx, and a pair of 510 wagons...

If I had the money I’d want to adopt it, though I’d also be unable to resist the urge to transplant something better under the hood, like maybe this:

it revealed that Tony Stark’s rich-ass parents, specifically his bad-ass dad, drove around in a Cadillac Brougham.
worse, it was a Cadillac Broham with MISSING HUBCAPS. There is no way that Howard Stark was driving a new Cadillac around without the hubcaps on teh driver’s side.

Totally this. My Austin “drive time” is in reverse because I work overnights, but I hate the music stations with their morning talk shows. I want music dammit.