"Never been more proud"

I think your boxing analogy is astute and I would add as a result, like boxing, the football audience will become even more crass, oafish, and degenerate than they are now. If possible.

You're not sure that science supports the idea that a guy with two documented concussions and a suspected third one is at a high risk of suffering brain injury when he has a job that asks him to slam his head into objects at high speed hundreds of times a year?

Yea! How dare he be concerned about his own health!

"Meh."

She looks like she's even less excited about this movie than we are.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

I get why you put in "she was 13 and starstruck" but it kills to think that she would even need to explain herself. She should be able to go to the house of someone she looks up to - or even trusts - without expecting to be violated. She shouldn't need to explain why she chose to do that. It's his fault, not hers.

I dislike both songs. For this, I think I should be owed money.

Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.

It always makes me laugh that people assume I'm from New York or have ever lived there just because I write for this website. In this case, it's doubly hilarious because NONE of us are from there — and actually, all of us outed where we're from during the post itself.

Did any of us say we were from New York? The most overrated city in the history of ever?

St. Louis: the only city in America with both a superiority and an inferiority complex.

Week? Shit, in Texas they make you take three full years of Texas History, once each at the Elementary, Middle, and High School levels. The only thing I got out of it is the ability to list the Six Flags (cause, ya know, living in a place only counts if you have a flag).

Clearly he's never been to Camden, New Jersey.

A friend of mine drove cross country a few years ago. He said hands-down the biggest shithole he went through was St. Louis.

Um, Stalin anybody? How many millions of deaths was he directly or indirectly responsible for?

He's been possessed by a Malaysian bookie.

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

This might be my favorite blog that's ever been posted on this Web site.