Hey guys! Have you heard that Kanye song about the gold digger?!

For some reason, I assumed this involved Ryde Sandberg's wife.

That's what I was thinking. The south side is huge.

Meh. Give it 5 years and Durant will be begging people to ask him questions.

A strategically placed ISIS attack would endear them to a vast majority of Americans.

That was like a Moe Howard moment.

Use humor!

How is the falafel?

That's what you take away from this?

Is everyone a douchebag in your dystopian future?

There's a glitch in the matrix.

well done.

I assumed they were planning a surprise birthday party.

This would fit in next to Soldier Field on Chicago's lakefront...

How can you overlook this kid?

Swayze would have handled his ass.