Hey, look, everybody, Lauren Gussis is on Jezebel!

Check out a tensahedron stand. Either buy one or DIY one out of various bits.

Check out a tensahedron stand. Either buy one or DIY one out of various bits.

You can buy a lightweight collapsible hammock stand so you don’t require trees.

You can buy a lightweight collapsible hammock stand so you don’t require trees.

I’m curious how much cardiology you were taught for whatever level of provider you are because a complete 12-lead EKG is available to us where I am, which will show a more complete picture, and a right sided view can be obtained by moving a single electrode. Right sided ischemia can also show up from a left sided view…

Please state your source that women are more likely to have right sided issues. Also, what machine do you use? Is your point that the machines were designed by men and ignore women?

It was actually 3

“Libertarianism is astrology for men.”

And that was apparently a Christ Pratt ad-lib. 

She was acknowledging that she put herself into an uncontrollable situation—would have been better to just say “I was a dummy.”

Ikr, she needs a dictionary because she doesn’t understand what that word means. You purposely put yourself in the water with sharks. People get bitten by docile breeds of sharks. Any Shark Week shows this. It’s like the lady a couple weeks ago that was feeding nurse sharks off the back of a boat and got her hand…

It’s like the NRA always says, the only thing that can stop a bad shark with a gun is a good Instagram model with a gun 

In other news, I need to expound on an experience I had this morning. I was getting ready for work, for I have been blessed with the opportunity to do so. I plugged in my flat iron. I put my finger to close and my finger got burned. It was an uncontrollable situation that I didn’t foresee ever happening to me but I…

Even then it wouldn’t be uncontrollable, because she simply should have had her gun on her to threaten the shark right back. #merica

uncontrollable situation.... LOL you could have controlled it by NOT SWIMMING WITH SHARKS FOR THE GRAM

Yeah, I help out with my local Girl Guide group. The precautions that we take just for going on a short hike in the woods are pretty extensive. I know it’s not Chantawong’s fault - it was a flash flood after all, but caving with a load of kids sounds like a terrible idea in the first place. Hell we lost one girl at…

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.