This made me laugh pretty hard. 

Uh oh. I just commented on a pro-cottage cheese article and now I fear I have a target on my back...

Terry crushes toxic masculinity!

Call your reps and tell them you want to see them stand up publicly against this and sponsor legislation for pathways to citizenship for dreamers, ag workers, refugees, and anyone you think should qualify. Tell them that you are disappointed with the job they are doing. Tell them you won’t vote for them unless they…

And don’t forget your anus.

You know, I’m actually a little surprised that they don’t sell dark brown zinc-oxide for protecting your skin while totally having a blast at a totally-not-racist-at-all blackface party.

The Sun is a part of a liberal conspiracy to destroy the white race.

Beat me to it, please take this star.

Some of the most racist assholes I know already look like beef jerky because of the hours they spend on their (restricted) golf courses. I think they’re pretty much beyond the healing powers of tea tree oil.

Or too scaly...

Orange on the other hand...

I think it was the fireworks display. Also, you didn’t need to make them launch it. They would eventually get curious on their own and set it off.

I think most disposable things placed on a restaurant table (straws, paper napkins) are put in the trash after the customer leaves, even if they haven’t been used. It’s best to preemptively tell your server that you don’t need a straw. I usually just say it with my drink order — something simple and polite like,…

There is no law requiring a chaperone. However, many clinics require one by policy. It’s primarily to avoid legal difficulties later on.

As I’ve said elsewhere, I worked as a medical office assistant when I was about 19/20 and one of our jobs was to chaperone when pelvic exams were happening. I don’t know that it’s the law, but it was framed to me as “prevent male doctors from being falsely accused” not “protect patients.”

Well, I did google it a bit and apparently he did seem to offer some half-assed apology first while saying they both might be misremembering the interaction. Then he gave the “racist hillbilly character” excuse, and only afterwards did he offer what looks like a more sincere apology, offering to meet her in person…

No, just be disappointed in him and those who support him like David Cross, it was filmed it before these serious allegations, if they film the next season with him included I will not watch.

Same.