People misuse the word “tragic” all the time in news stories.

Yer a wizard now, Bundy...?

Agree. Can you imagine how Clinton supporters would act if the DNC had favored Bernie?

white str8 dudes: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT WE DOIN

The local bears must be pissed at you. You ruined their Fourth of July BBQ plans!

Slow the fuck down?

CNN Associate Producer: You guys, I think I’ve got something we can saturate our coverage with for the next few weeks!

PLACED A BOTTLE OPENER ON PENIS THINKING IT WOULD FEEL GOOD BEEN THERE FOR A WEEK AND NOW IT IS NECROTIC

Lin-Manuel Miranda is just absurdly talented. I sat behind Jennifer Lawrence at Hamilton and it was the best day of my life.

If this guy is a protestor, Carly Fiorina is a presidential candidate.

can’t think about F&F with out SNL

There’s a billion different X scouts for various groups. I might agree with these girls if they were in the middle of butt fuck nowhere or something, where the boy scouts were litterally the only place for them to do that kind of thing, but Santa Rosa is one of the largest cities in California. I’m calling bullshit…

As a currently not happy single person.... I don’t know where I was going with this.

That episode was so delightful. My husband isn’t as big as I am into reading bad customer stories and whatnot, and he still wanted to see it three times.

I heard Yelp was trying to sue Southpark over that (apparently not seeing the delicious irony), which I found hilarious. I don’t remember where I heard it, though.

CiTiPaTown prevails.

“Stop interviewing racists!” chanted the protesters across the street, so loudly and insistently the people holding the cameras started to look a little embarrassed.

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich