Eyepatches probably wouldn’t cut it. It’s eye related, not just not being able to see. She probably no doubt did a lot with blindfolds and stuff. People tie up their limbs and stuff and still just it gone.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

“Fractured/ not-quite-right English.” Yi-Fen Chou, what’s good?

I'm going to need a minute to process this information. I just have had such a high opinion of Chris Brown, who has long been a champion of women, and assumed his attitude would also extend to the LGBTQ community. So it's difficult to believe he would do something like this.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

favorite Cas moment ever

Well Joe Davis is a... is an... assbutt!

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

You ever hang around the gymnasium?

It would have been more believable if he said that he picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

This had nothing to do with drugs and everything to do with exerting power by sexually assaulting this woman. This is so beyond fucked up. And yet another instance where some power hungry asshole is backed up by his peers. This female cop didn’t stop and think “this seems illegal and totally rapey, maybe I should say…

Laugh all you want, but Walt Disney has never looked more svelte.

Agreed times a billion. Have you seen this!?

But did any of the first-day visitors get measles?

Thank you for filling up the last two hours of my work day. Down the rabbit hole I went - but at least it was really interesting.

It’s called having a “frap”.