They'll take the bill into the bathroom with them, use it to smear their own feces onto every surface, then put it back and leave without actually doing anything about the bill's contents.

you can't legally discriminate for BEING a woman, but you you can discriminate for what things only people with vaginas can do, like birthing babies out of wedlock, using birth control, and getting an abortion.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

When did she get the "I need to speak with the manager" haircut?

A gun in the home is 22 times more likely to be used to kill or injure in a domestic homicide, suicide, or unintentional shooting than to be used in self-defense.

my sister only just came back from her meeting.

Her mom is letting her skip school tomorrow.

my niece is crying so hard her mom is letting her skip school tomorrow

Christ, did you not even read ANY of this shit? Sit down.

Manageress? I believe she means womanager.

Allahvun It

Leslie Jones is living my DREAMS

This is absolutely awful and NOTHING excuses his behavior, especially that stupid book. However, I can't help but think that he wouldn't have been prosecuted had he been white. How many white teenagers gang rape their classmates and get away with scott free?

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

It may be cheaper, but my doc and I lost a fight with my insurance company. Doc prescribed me 4 packs of 21 active pills every 3 months, "triple-cycling," she called it, to help with my menstrual migraines. I skip the placebo pills in each pack and skip right on to the next active pill. It worked wonderfully. I…

Except to their minds, they would prefer to pay for 4 packs of 21 active pills than the one pack of 84. The single cycle packs are used more often, have been on the market longer and insurance companies love saving money.

Have doctor switch you to continuous packs of "active" pills if they exist in the correct medication and dosage. I always had to pull that song and dance pre IUD.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

Almost as big as a baby's head!