I just liked the idea of penile brobdingnagian being a full-fledged Jezebel blog post tag. Maybe there could be a whole sub blog: BrobDAAAAANGnagian

I believe Fred Willard in Waiting for Guffman had the first penis reduction surgery.

Planned Parenthood aka H.Y.D.R.A

So, basically there's a new Thought Catalogue that's even more full of shit than TC?

Same. I was so excited.

And that headline does fit the storyline, so it even makes some sense.

THIS WAS EXACTLY MY EXPERIENCE AND THOUGHT PROCESS!!!

Let's be fair: Stephanie Meyer should get some of the blame for the books as well.

He's beyond human, but also the essence of humanity. He's a saint and a charming devil. He's married, but also someone I really want to fuck.

Scarlett, am I doing it right?

Tinkerbell, before Shortcake's time.

The 90's was the decade of glitter teeth curiously of Bonne Bell.

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I spent an incredibly surreal Father's Day dinner seated with my parents at a table next to OJ Simpson, his older daughter, the two kids he had with Nicole Brown, his mother, and some girlfriend that was probably younger than his oldest daughter.

Bonne Bell was on a HUGE experimental kick during my prime lipgloss years. My first makeout tasted of EnticeMINT peppermint lipgloss. I also loooved FlipGloss, ones in those cool twisty pens that would click up gloss onto a brush, and, when I was younger, those awful metallic ones. Fond memories.

I must have tried every flavour at some point, but what stands out most in my memory is the gem-series with rhinestone lids… They were really gritty because they were so damn jammed with sparkles. It was like spreading waxy sand on your lips…

And hung on a cord you wore around your neck.

I'm sorry, how is this not a HIPAA violation, exactly? Even Doctor Bashir here is very confused as to how this was remotely legal, and he's a genetically-enhanced genius.

"Darren Wilson was the victim of an attempted murder"

I did Pizza delivery while at college, it happened to me sometimes. If it's a credit card order, you normally shrug your shoulders and return it to the shop after checking it's the right address (or sling it in the back seat for eating later). If it's cash, you can't force the person to pay you money so you call the…