OMG yes. Aragorn turned me from a girl into a woman.

I'm getting to that point. Mostly because I wasn't really aware of him outside of his movies until recently and in the last year or so, it feels like I've just seen so much that makes me feel squicky about him. It's kind of affecting my ability to enjoy the Avengers movies now, though, because I am apparently a…

Honestly, there is nothing RDJ can possibly say to make me not wanna bang him. At this point I'm not even listening.

I feel ya (just not for Obi-Wan's beard). What is it about beards and scruff that so often makes men so sexy?

There's a wet scene in every one? Curses! It has been too long since I have seen those movies. I was paying attention to Liam Neeson in the first one, and then Ewan with the Obi-Wan beard didn't appeal to me much in the second two.

I'm making that balogna-ranch cake from Pinkham's last post. I'm also getting divorced.

Srsly. This movie changed my life, and the way my genitals respond to visual and auditory stimulation.

Ewan in Pillow Book. That is all.

Well, there wasn't any peen in the Star Wars prequels, but I was extremely amused by George Lucas's love of wet Ewan... all three movies have at least one scene of Obi-Wan getting soaked to the skin.

Dude. Has he ever made a movie with Kate Winslet? If not, they should get on that and set a new record for naked bits in a respectable movie.

Holy FUCKING shit, you just had to post this didn't you. This scene breaks my brain, from when he rubs the oil on his chest to when he pretends to ejaculate glitter to how he wiggles his ass in tight leather pants for like, the whole time. The dropping trou then stomps on whatever pieces of my brain I may have left,…

Ewen has been my one and only Hollywood type crush, ever. I don't know, maybe it's the Scottish thing.

Seriously - I thought there was going to be a page of just Ewan shots.

yesss, give me all the Ewen penis and no one gets hurt!

But what part is the balls and what part is the dick? Can someone draw me a diagram? Please help me.

Had to take it to the phone for this one Mark. You can't leave out Gael Garcia Bernal in Y Tu Mama Tambien. I can't post hi res pics from my phone unfortunately for you!

extremely appropriate username + gif combo.

I wish they hadn't given Big Boo that weird bestiality joke. Up to that point I really liked her. I've been uncomfortable with her since!

If I had been on that train with her I would have asked if she took requests just to get her to perform this. That woman can sing her ass off! I keep hoping they have her sing on OITNB

I'm not making a #notallmen argument here, but I think a lot of guys just don't understand what "entitled" means. This guy—he's obviously way, way out there, and probably doesn't apply, but I didn't realize that acting "entitled" is actually a thing until very recently, and I'm 30 years old. Generally, I try to…