Can anyone who understands the science better than me explain something? I’ve read about how after someone gets their contaminated clothes off and washes their skin, they are barely to not at all“contagious” to people around them. But then a couple years ago I had a roommate who was treated for thyroid cancer. She had…

Yes, borscht with a side of thyroid cancer!

It’s not safe. People can go in for a certain amount of hours during certain times of the day (legally). I think some people still take iodine pills to go in. But there is another fascinating documentary called Chernobyl’s Cafe about the people who currently run a cafe inside the exclusion zone. I highly recommend it. 

Maybe he just didn’t shout his own name enough times to stay at the top.

That’s okay, you can be the research station builder.

As an Expert at Pandemic, I know that if you move to Greenland, no disease will ever touch you.

1. You got the Order of Chrises wrong, it’s either Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, Pratt or Hemsworth, Evans, Pine, Pratt.

Maybe. It was a deep tissue/trigger point massage. But also, the placebo effect works sometimes.

Oh for sure, there were about 1000 of us getting massages and some people just had canola oil, but they didn’t know that.

Well anecdotally I can tell you that CBD oil feels great in a massage. I had mystery shoulder pain (still do) and a masseuse rubbed CBD oil into it and the pain went away very quickly. Only stayed away for a day, but it was a good day.

IT’S NOT EVEN A HEARTBEAT.

Yes. Thank you. Came to the comments to find fellow DC-ians who know what’s up. One time as a teenager I had a low blood pressure episode on the Metro, got out a granola bar while fighting passing out, and was yelled at to not eat it. 

I...can only see Matt Smith as The Doctor. Sorry, dude.

“as far as I know” lol lol lol ok, person who definitely doesn’t work there.

Yes, thank you. These are some of the worst kind of people. I feel zero draw to go to a place like this and I cannot comprehend why anyone wants to.

What self-respecting doctor would work in a place that also promotes “alternative” medicine?

Yeah honestly I think all of us that have been to Food and Wine Festival have experienced exactly this at some point. “I don’t know where any of my people are but I drank three of these frozen Japanese things and I can’t care.”

Once when I had just recently turned 21 I drank one billion glasses of wine at Epcot and told my family I was just gonna lie down for a minute, and it turned into a two hour nap in the grass right by the main walkway. 

Me too, and then my second thought was they were directing their kids in porn :/

Ha, came here to ask exactly that (without seeing your comment first, whoops). Naked Attraction and Botched Bodies.