Well, yeah. You wouldn’t want your skin to get too brown, after all.

I think it was Sims 2 that featured a rocket launcher? Anyway, the putting them in a small room with no doors or windows becomes much more interesting when you also put the rocket launcher in the room and make them use it.

I never use straws when they give them to me, but I’m wondering if they throw away unopened straws that have been handed out? That seems like a wasteful thing that probably happens.

STOP I LOVED THIS SHOW, PLEASE STOP IT MEN. Stop making me resent all of you.

Hey everyone remember Avril died and that is her body double

I am very pro pretty much any kind of gun control at this point, but I don’t know if that would help in a lot of cases. If parents have guns they have likely told their teenage kids how to open the safe. So many of them at least act like they had no idea when their kid goes a shooting spree.

I see a male gyno and have no issues with him, but I do want to switch to a woman in the near future. There is ALWAYS a female nurse in the room when he does my exams. I thought legally there has to be?

Uggggh I just want to enjoy Tobias Funke without a side of racist douchebaggery :(

I do realize it’s opening the floodgates and that I also have Google, but dare I ask what David Cross did? I feel like I vaguely remember being mad at him about something but I don’t know what it was.

Ugh I am...probably gonna watch the upcoming Arrested Development and be disappointed in myself.

“So if it’s not a good thing for a man to be a man, then what are they going to turn men into?”

I love her! I wish she was my rep. Mine, on the other hand, is not seeking reelection because of multiple sexual harassment claims :/

I was just re-watching Representative Jayapal shut down some of those paranoia-ridden rants about immigrants:

This may not be helpful but I got my ears pierced a few years ago for the first time as an adult, and I have POTS, which means I have a vaso-vagal response to pretty much anything. One ear I didn’t feel at all. The other was a quick, sharp pain. When I stood up I knew I was getting fainty, so the piercing shop ladies…

Rodan and Fields is suddenly all over my Facebook wall because of a couple of friends and the manipulated photos and positivity slogans make me feel very unpositive.

Also, James Shaw threw the gun behind the counter because he was afraid that police would immediately shoot him if they saw him anywhere near it.

But a lot of anti-choicers also try to push the narrative that abortions and Planned Parenthood are disproportionately aimed at black people? Which is not true and Margaret Singer is dead and gone, but I’m regularly confused by all their conflicting bullshit.

Hopefully remembering correctly: other injuries incompatible with life, rigor mortis, and tissue lividity (blood settling towards the ground, basically).

You know more than good old Rick! Decapitation is actually one of four circumstances that dictates first responders do not have to begin CPR!

To be fair, you can try to get the bleeding from the bullet under control and be ready to start CPR at any time if the person goes into shock, but it’s still not going to treat the damn bullet hole.