Just having passed my first responder test, I can hit Rick here with some genius-level knowledge: CPR will not treat a bullet wound. Crazy, I know.

It doesnt’t, at all. The actor himself is apparently saying it’s “truth, reality” though :/

Also what the fuck:

I get that some people are into domination and humiliation, but vomiting? Who is attracted to that? How? I mean how does that kink even develop?

I don’t give a shit about the purge but like...did anyone ever think it was logical?

Would you like a alcohol?

Of course he’s wearing a fedora.

Yeah, it’s probably easier for me to read because I don’t have kids. And sometimes I like knowing how horrible stuff, I guess? Like a trainwreck I can’t look away from.

This reminded me of what is honestly probably the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read, from Cracked of all places. There are some people who are apparently having children for the sole purpose of molesting them. Do you want to be horrified and hate humans? Read this: http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-…

I got the shot in September. Is this still the same strain?

I have so many thoughts about this because I work for national parks. In short, the parks are already commodified, cultivated “wilderness.” There is already major corporate influence in a lot of them. Also, you can’t go to them to get away from injustices. Felons regularly hide out in national parks. And women face…

Ya’ll remember when Roseanna performed the national anthem in a possibly mocking way? Are Trump supporters into that now?

MILLENIALS

Sometimes I feel this way, then I remember that the Empire followed by the First Order are analogous to Nazis. I further remember that Kylo Ren murdered a whole village, his dad, and presumably plenty of other people because he didn’t get exactly what he wanted. And like magic, the confused attraction is gone. Luke’s…

This looks like a trainwreck of awful that I will definitely watch.

What do you mean? You’ve seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town...

I recently stayed with my parents for a little while. They have MSNBC on 24/7. I will be 0% surprised if we find out Chris Matthews is a regular sexual harasser.

Yes, I really don’t like any of his movies, even the ones most people constantly tell me are “classics!” like Manhattan. I am too disturbed by Allen himself and all of his female characters.

Woody Allen has repeatedly written young, beautiful women falling in love with much older men. It grosses me out.