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Ya’ll, I worked there. One time a lady pointed at a bison and said, “Is that somebody’s pet?”

Ya’ll, I worked there. One time a lady pointed at a bison and said, “Is that somebody’s pet?”

Dear PUAs and a whole bunch of fanfiction writers: Once again, we are not wolves, we don’t rank people like wolves, shut the fuck up.

WTF is happening with the 8-inch clit? Is he trying to write something trans and we just don’t have the context/it’s that bad anyway?

+a billion because I just watched that and because at least Tyrion would hide his sheepskin condom or whatever away from children.

Caves are amazing. I am happy to be working at one. Like, if you were one of the first discoverers of a cave, especially not in modern times - you somehow find a hole in the ground, crawl into/down it, and explore with just your candle or lantern? These people were badasses.

Yep, I believe that’s Wind. So cool!

Wind Cave is AMAZING. I say that as someone who leads people through a cave now. The whole thing was made by wind. I mean whaaaaaat? Also, the Black Hills and the Badlands. Jewel Cave is pretty cool too. I am maybe a national parks nerd. But I have no real desire to ever work at Mount Rushmore.

You know what my biggest teen freak out was? When I first watched Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn and saw Spock died.

The gags on 30 Rock were never that unbelievable

I love when I'm a nerd who works for the park service and get the chance to yell "that's not how any of that works!" at a show I love.

They basically told me I could just take the active ones continuously, if I want to. I just want to figure out how to not pay so much for it. It's generic, so if I understand correctly, I should be able to get it for free.

I just switched to a generic extended cycle three month thing and paid $80.something for it. WTF.

Food Babe doesn't know what the word "chemical" fucking means. I could grow a plant all by myself in a field in the mountains where no pesticides or pollutants have ever touched and it would still have CHEMICALS.

TEN INCHES AROUND?! Nooooooooooooooo.

Cecile Richards is basically Red Skull.

Definitely read "DIY Store Braces for Fifty Shades-Induced Questions about Rape." And thought, I mean, there are better places to go, but yes.

DAMNIT I was really pulling for Kanya having some kind of actual sense of humor :(

I mean, I have a huge crush on him, but good lord, Scarlett.