He’s not! If you ask him, he’ll tell you he was going for Max Schreck’s performance in the 1922 original.

UNSAURGIVEN

Owen is not reintroduced sporting a bushy woodsman’s beard, but he is first scene building his own house in the middle of nowhere, so close enough.

what i wanna know is what’s up with that dinosaur that somehow skulks absolutely silently around people’s houses, gesticulating with his claws like he’s doing an impression of Kinski’s Nosferatu?

Here’s the thing: there’s a photorealistic T.Rex in it.

These people make me so depressed.

These are the idiots that keep complaining about Star Wars movies that aren’t all about white males, and then skip the Star Wars movie that actually is about a white male in protest.
Not the sharpest tools in the shed, these guys.

Although I wasn’t a fan of TLJ’s Canto Bight subplot, I did find Kelly Marie Tran’s performance as Rose to be genuinely charming and likeable. She came across as a sweet and unassuming character, which is very appealing in a genre that is often populated by cocksure mavericks and rogues.

I just don’t understand why people hate the character so much.I mean, racism and sexism...

They do not think outside the box.

Fuck these tiny little baby men. Her character sucked, but it had nothing to do with her being Asian or female. Also, if you’re the type of person who thinks an actor should be harassed for taking a job, then you should probably have all your fingers broken so you can’t type anything for a long enough period of time…

Seems a little arbitrary for that Edmonton-has-two list to cut off “skyscraper” at 490 feet, though I guess it has to cut off somewhere. But then you get Calgary getting 16, which seems right, while Vancouver merely has ten, and Vancouver looks like it has three thousand apartment towers that must be like 475 feet.

What bothers me about the hospital scene is that the kid goes outside ... and is never seen on Earth again. What about his poor relatives?

There were giant sloths, some of the size of elephants. Apparently they are called Megatherium.

Does that mean we’ll see cinema marquees in the background promoting ‘Supergirl’?

Get ready for Wonder Woman 2000!

The whole film takes place within the Van Halen album 1984 with Wonder Woman having to face off against the casual sexism and craziness of David Lee Roth and guitar shredding wankery of Eddie Van Halen.

I was hoping it meant Diana introduces the first Macintosh computer...

That’s my issue with the “not earned” part of the question, as that’s pretty subjective (I didn’t cry once during Inside Out, a movie people claim earns it, because it was so obvious that they were trying as hard as they could to make me do so). I think I’d prefer to put it as “what movie got an unexpectedly strong…

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