I'm so into this. The only thing that I'm not feeling is Oprah, but never mind that, it looks beautiful.

Neptune Diving is still the best space-mermaid movie ever, and I'll water balloon fight anyone who says otherwise.

Laureline and the Return of Jafar

I'm a defender of the fact that a hit that big merits a sequel, but…I just can't get beyond *yawn* at the thought right now. I'll go see it, but it's going to have to earn my excitement.

Huh, I'm generally not a fan of Clooney and I think that the only reason why I enjoyed this performance—to be clear, he's handsome and talented but somewhat grates on me—is that he was playing a grumpy aging type.

"It's like a Heavy Metal porn parody, without the Porn."

That sounds more appealing than anything that I believed possible at this point (in terms of new Pixar films).

Street name: Pixtar

I find him a bit flat as an actor to be a superstar. He's good, but seems to have an understated manner.

If WB ever manages to get Green Lantern up and running, that could fit as a counterpart to Star Wars and Marvel's various space movies.

I like Jupiter Ascending, but it is really bad.

Maybe The Phantom Menace…

The Kurt Cobain school of acting.

They're sort of more Space Oratorio.

Jupiter Ascending's reason to exist, it seems to me, is for there to be a coffee table book of the art and design.

Mont Saint-Mich-Ale

This is a weird-looking one for me, because by all rights I should be excited to see it based on genre and director, but for some reason its tractor beam isn't pulling me in.

That's actually…the best idea I've heard yet today.

Has the show ever done a Wimbledon-themed episode? That could be a lot of fun.

Just OK.