Seeing young people dressed inappropriately for the weather is about the only thing that triggers my maternal instinct. I work on a college campus and want to ask half the girls I pass “Oh honey, don’t you have a hat?”

This climate leaves little margin for error in decision-making regarding outdoors exposure. There’s at least one story every winter in my region.

The Eagles played my town last summer and we’re a real shit podunk. I got online to buy a ticket but didn’t. I know they don’t personally set the ticket prices but I got really pissed off that after all they money they’ve made over the years, I was supposed to give Don Henley over $100 of mine if I wanted a decent…

I’ve been rocking to the Eagles since age 5. My town’s local country station loved playing Heartache Tonight.

And are so misunderstood.

Shit and goddamnit. I actually liked their cover of All the Young Dudes better than the original and I loved Bowie.

I took one of the “mild” drugs and had to get my eyes checked every six months to make sure the “mild” drugs weren’t making me go blind.

I lost a friend to complications from Crohn’s. :(

I didn’t know he had RA. RA is a bitch. And probably colitis, too.

Senile dementia runs in my family and Leachman in Raising Hope made me decide I’m going to do it like that.

I tried to click through but the Enquirer wouldn’t let me click or escape out of their ON SALE NOW DONALD TRUMP pop up. Fuck that website.

Apropros to nothing, I was impressed at how my mom reacted to my father’s death (he was a shit husband who left her for another woman and made her fight tooth and nail for a decent property settlement.) She was sympathetic to me and posted a very respectful status on Facebook so people would send me flowers/cards.

Is she a celebrity in her own right in the UK or does UK reality TV play as fast and loose with the word as US TV?

Call me reckless but “don’t eat this at all because some people who ate a lot of it suffered adverse effect” sounds like overkill.

I grew up in timber country and driving behind a logging truck is terrifying.

Huh. All the comments on my Facebook page are about the race of the perpetrators.

E-harmony was really good at matching me with old, fat, bald, men with no education. I can work with a combination of up to three of those factors but I’m just not going to fuck a man who’s all four. If that makes my standards too high, I can live with that.

A year’s subscription to e-Harmony got me a grand total of two dates with one dude who talked big about how thrilled he was to meet an attractive, educated woman, then vanished after date 2. I canceled.

I used to live in NYC. Thirty something, pretty average looking (if that). Got messaged a LOT on OKC. When men complain about women who don’t even respond, I have to say I can’t respond to everyone or I’d never be able to do anything else.