I spent years trying to find a decent relationship online. I’m still going to die alone, surrounded by cats.

Someone’s already spoofed it.

Clicked because I don’t know who the people in the picture are. Skimmed and found no names. Clicked on the US Weekly link and found their names. Still have no idea who they are.

One of my most troublesome flaws* is my ability to put myself in others shoes and see things from their point of view, even when I disagree. Especially so with conservative thinkers because I have many in my family, some of whom are actually quite rational. For example, while I don’t condone victim blaming I do…

I was going to post that people who argue on Facebook about about a lifestyle* show casting call are people who need to find something better to do. But I’m the asshole who just read about people arguing on Facebook about a infomercial casting call.

I instigated the friendsgroup old people get together and now regret it because they’re not drinkers and I won’t be able to get as hammered as I want without being judged. Am half considering claiming I got sick so I can stay home and get stupid drunk without embarrassing myself.

Why is Myrtle from AMHS Coven hanging out with Anna Wintour?

I moved from NYC to the dreaded midwest partly for the affordable housing. Only to find I’d landed in a part of it with a booming population and housing shortage. And they’re building only apartments and McMansions - a recent news report put 2/3 of the houses on the market at $230,000+. If you’re middle income and…

I could live in that space. I ain’t paying $3000/mo to do it. Fuck that.

Monks and nuns don’t pay $1,000-3,000 month for the monastic life.

His thin skin is exactly why I can’t take seriously anyone who takes him seriously as potential president. Someone this sensitive would have a complete fucking mental breakdown after two months of being subjected to the abuse the U.S. President is subjected to.

I need to get back into watching this show just for Rumple. Gaz does great stuff with that role. (His actual name escapes me at the moment.)

Yes, they exist. From ages 12-30 she may think you’re a total loser, but then she’ll come around and realize you’re amazing and that everything she respects about herself she learned from your example.

Their iPhone app is frequently pissing me off, but I know of no other streaming service with so much stuff on it. And the app has really improved lately.

If they have Hey Jude, it’s deep enough for me.

Electric Youth smelled good. I don’t remember what it smelled like, but as I was a Police-listening, black-clad, ankh-sporting proto-Goth when it came out, I was ashamed for liking it.

So many years later, it’s hard to put my finger on exactly why I didn’t love Sassy (but like you, still read it.) I think the short version was reading it was like being beat over the head with a wiffle ball bat of alterna-cool. Different from being beat over the head with teeny bopper cool, but still annoying.

I was the exact Sassy target demo and while I was a complete outlier for feeling this way, I was often unimpressed. In addition to coming off as contrived, they were also very self congratulatory on their coolness.

It works for cleaning/grooming as well. Anyone who vacuums/showers less often than I is gross and slovenly. Anyone who does it more often is compulsive. ;)

Anybody who eats “worse” than me is unhealthy. Anybody who eats “better” is disordered.