I was a barista for a few years at a Starbucks and I never corrected anyone or saw anyone else correct anyone. When someone says “a medium” I still have to call the drink order to whoever’s going to make it if I’m running the register, so I’d probably call out “okay, grande coffee”, but I’m not correcting them, just…

I will admit it doesn’t happen often but it has happened a few times to me. I think because it rarely happens I tend to think they’re just fucking with me, hence, the face I make.

We should get Matt Murdock on it.

Hunter Moore only was attacked once.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

My family moved into a house with "Dusty Rose" carpeting. I felt so goddamn chic.

Mauve. Mauve and plum were huge during the 80's. I don't remember a single bathroom that wasn't shades of mauve and/or plum.

Or Laura Ashley floral vomit EVERYWHERE. Maybe a potted plant or two (on a rare occasion half-dead to show how ~*~offbeat~*~ the heroine is).

It's very Golden Girls-esque.

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

All women in Tech can tell you about meetings that they were not invited to, completed assignments that they did not receive credit for, plum assignments given to less deserving male colleagues, SUPER condescension from said male colleagues, in addition to having any initiative squashed by said male colleagues that…

This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.

Namaste, Mothafuckas

This is just the beginning...

Depends on if there is an investigation. He can be investigated and charged even though he resigned.

18 innocent women on vacation. Sentenced to prison for innocent pictures of the bottom half of their boobs. Sent to Thailand's most notorious jail, full of equally nubile of selfie taking prison. Will they band together and fight for (boob) freedom? Or will their passions overtake them on...

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Are people never allowed to grow and evolve in their perspectives? When I was 17-20, I regularly espoused my beliefs that civil unions were fine, being trans was all made up nonsense, that abortion was wrong,and that affirmative action is bullshit.

It was 40 degrees today and the sun set at seven. Today was the best day.

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