rambo w a woman? would watch.

Are women strong enough to take care of themselves, or are they not strong enough to take care of themselves?

I actually lead with that as my introduction to all people I meet, as they are my most important attributes. It doesn't matter what the social situation. "Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight. Can I get two bean burritos and a cool ranch Doritos locos taco? Thanks."

Yeah, us bitches have:

"9 to 5" with three men trying to kill their female boss? A FEMALE BOSS? Ohhhhhh, Judith Light? JUDITH LIGHT!

OMG. I would be there for Lost Girls. Imagine the cosplay.

You should try it. It's breathtaking.

I know that there is still a huge debate (among some people at least) regarding whether rape is about sex vs. power. Is this finally going to be the case that puts that debate to rest?

I'm a skinny girl with skinny legs, but fat angles (not actually fat, per se, but I am apparently big-boned) and huge, ugly feet. It's a great combination. I have man feet. My dad has made fun of my "alien feet" my entire life. I used to feel self-conscious as fuck, but as I mature, I just find myself being more and…

I used to feel weird about my feet and then I had a roommate with missing toes. She gave zero fucks, wore tons of polish, toe rings, and sandals. It cured my foot shame for real.

Hey, I'm sure he doesn't hate anyone. He just wants all the women and minorities to shut the fuck up and focus on real priorities, as defined by him, for their own good.

I respect Taylor's decision not to show off her body so much, but if I had her body, I would show it off A LOT. Also, this is definitely not the first time she's shown off her belly button so idky people are freaking out. Just Google "taylor swift bikini".

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LMAO! I've got this mom thing on lock!

Cheers for your cat!

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

I almost died yesterday because it wasn't Monday and I needed my Kitchenette fix. NEEDED it like Nightmare Phone Girl needed her phone.

Yeah, my mom was always big on that. She used to tell us that 'Blood is everything. Everyone else is just a stranger.' Then she treated us like shit, particularly with verbal abuse, sometimes with physical. It got to the point where my brother would say that he wished she would just hit us all the time, because he…

"I was a great parent" sounds like a red flag to me. In my experience, the great parents are the ones who on some level are always a little bit concerned that they're not good enough parents.

My kids disowned me because I praised them too much? Is that seriously what she's claiming?