Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

I wish there was some kind of colour-coded seating arrangement on planes. Those who wish to chat - blue seats. Those who wish to be as anti-social as possible - yellow seats. Those who are going to be projectile vomiting all trip - mauve seats.

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."

To be fair, most gay couples don't have the same sort of wholesome, Christian values that Elvis and his 14 year old girlfriend did.

So underrated! Love this movie! "Is there air?! Can you breath?! You don't know!!"

I'm still amused that Dwight Schrute is one of the aliens! Perfectenschlag!

I know we like to joke about misandry and male tears and all that, but you know what's actually misandry? Claiming that men aren't as smart as women, and that they can't possibly be expected to know how to act like adults. And it's coming from the (male) President of the U.S. of A.

I searched Amazon and it mentions in his bio about 7th Heaven.

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

Aren't you generous towards 60-yearold? ;)

He *totally* had that asshole masculinity thing DOWN (which is the same thing that Harrison Ford has as Han Solo).

So....who was gay?

NotALL-A-friggin-Men

I get you on that, and I definitely agree about the hitting. Definitely not okay. And you're right, it definitely wont be funny later on in a setting where it is even more so not appropriate. I guess I am just arguing more in the camp of sass can sometimes be super HIlarious coming out of an inarticulate child. But…

I was going to write the same thing. And "bust you in a minute... is that what you want? You're only hurting yourself" these are all things she's picked up from her parents, who obviously thinking anger/frustration leading to physical outbursts is okay. Not cute. Very gross, also sad.

Yeah, I don't really understand why they're just laughing and allowing that.

My reaction to this wasn't that it was hilarious but that the kid is a total brat (because she's allowed to be).

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…

Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT: