Did we watch the same video? I'm not sure why you would consider hiring puppies when they show such demonstrably poor craftsmanship. And kittens? No wonder your husband would be upset! Kittens would do an even poorer job! Their mouths couldn't even fit around the paintbrush handles. Please consider some kind of human…

Mariah Carey's daughter is SO cute. It almost makes me not want to say something about Mariah...but I will because she wouldn't have it any other way. She is never NOT the center of the universe, even when she's talking about other people like her irresistibly cute daughter. There she is in her PJs, posing hard, in…

I went to high school with this guy. He was in my older sister's grade. I can assure you, he is THE WORST.

White lights = staple of Stepford HOAs. Fuck white lights.

People who put bows on trees can fuck right the fuck off. Gimme a tacky ass tree covered in 3 decades worth of accumulated family nicknacks and cheesy childhood craft ornaments and huge multicolored lights any day. This ain't the Macy's.

I just don't get why you would care what other people look like. I get why you might care about your own weight/outward appearance. I even get why you might care about the body type of a potential mate, if certain body types are more attractive to you.

But for a person whose idea of celebrating her own confidence includes writing What's your excuse? over a picture of her near-naked body possibly can't understand the idea of pride divorced from coercion.

Maybe if you spend all of your time proselytizing for your cause, as this woman seems to do, it makes it impossible to process the idea that everyone else isn't doing the same thing. The women in the Curvy Girl campaign weren't demanding that everyone who saw their pictures change their bodies to look just like them,…

Still prettier than me.

I agree! The blonde mullet would normally be a deal breaker, but Brock is so awesome he trancends it!

I so, so completely get it. It's funny how we hear the one comment that just burns into our memory, but the thousands of good things that other people have said don't register, the one horrible thing overrides them all. It's all in the mind.

Yes, a new, wholesome inspiration for us all.

You know what would be great? If Jezebel.com would interview her about her work. It's not as big a platform as the Today Show, but since we're all sitting here griping about how she got conned out of her chance to tell a broad audience about her nonprofit...

AHn, but have you seen Herbal Essences for Men?

I've had so many accidental soccer mom haircuts in my teenage years, even after providing pictures and descriptions and emphasizing things like edgy and not soccer mom-ish that leaving a salon feeling attractive and confident would be a godsend for me at this point. I actually started trimming my own hair and haven't…

Well, it's Florida, so I guess they won't strictly speaking be breaking any laws if they DO kill any kids.