I'm the asshole who doesn't clean in my family. And I'm the wife. I'm a lot better than I used to be, but I have a high tolerance for clutter & mess. It drives my husband up the wall. I hire someone once every month or two to come in and do a deep cleaning. I seriously don't understand how anyone has time to clean.

I've occasionally asked someone where they were from because I live in LA and everyone is from somewhere else. But (when they don't have an accent), I always mean "Like, Chicago?"

By that logic, I shouldn't talk to anyone about anything ever because they might be sick of talking about it. The weather, etc...

Growing up, I was the only Armenian I knew. Then I moved to LA, and if I thought someone was Armenian, I'd ask excitedly.

Yes. I actually get random strangers asking me if I'm Irish pretty much all the time.

This is great! I am the most Irish-looking Armenian ever, heh. I've had people make racist comments about "brown people" and Armenians to me thinking/assuming I'm totally white.

I'm going to be honest here. I don't really understand why it's racist to ask someone where they're from.

I've wanted to ask people where they're from if they have an interesting accent. Like, you know, to be friendly. To show interest in someone I'm talking to. And because I'm curious.

This is a thing? People worry about colors? People ask about this? The hell? Who CARES?! Do people really care about other people's weddings that much?

I had such the wicked hots for that dude from Merlin!!!! THANK you for posting!

The same thing happened to me. I was all "I don't get it." I'd seen him in Thor (the first one. awful) and Avengers. I thought he was great and hilarious but... hot? No. Just no. Why was Jezebel talking about him so much?

Anyone want to hear my Paul Rudd stories? I have two (well, more than that, but 2 that are interesting).

#1: A friend (at the time, this was 10-12 years ago, I believe) was friends with him. She told me one time he went down on her for, I don't know, hours. And that's all that happened. He was really into it. I always…

Weirdly, that's how I am normally. Hyperfocus is another form of ADD where you can only do 1 thing and you focus on it to the detriment of everything else. Adderall helped me with that a bit. But, if I took too much (i.e. anything over 5 grams/mm/ml whatever the dosage is, I can't remember), I was a MESS! I can't…

I have ADD, and I was on Adderall for a couple of years. So. Effing. Addicting!

While, it didn't improve my concentration, (I already have "hyperfocus"), I was able to transition better. Like, if I were reading a book and my husband came in to talk to me, I could actually look up from my book and interact with him…

I actually really love the look of all 1 color EXCEPT WHITE! All blue is my favorite. My husband likes multi, though, and that's cool with me, too, so that's what we have. ANYTHING BUT WHITE!

Amateurs! I've got stuff from 1972 on mine!

THANK you! Stepford is the first thing I think of when I see white lights (OK, second thing. First thing is: BORING!)

The cool thing about being female? You can blame your farts on queefing. Yes. I did this once during sex.

I am as Armenian as the Kardashians (i.e. half), and I'm about as white-looking as Kate Blanchette (sp?)

Yes, but she'll never catch me. SHE'LL NEVER CATCH MEEEEEEE!!

Ugh. My daughter is in the top 10. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE SO POPULAR! It never occurred to me to check "popular baby names" before naming her.

I hated being the only Jessica that I knew, when I was a kid. My mom named me about 13 years before it became the most popular girl's name. I've never met anyone my age (41)…