Anyone else read that advertisement as a rhyming jingle (second line read in LOUD ANNOUNCER VOICE)?

I disagree. It seemed like they tried too hard to make it seem smart, with nothing to back it up. Then I started reading about the filmmakers talking about it being an interpretation of the allegory of the cave and I knew there was nothing behind it. Fishburne was a highlight though.

The chainsaws! Whoa!

Exactly what I thought when I read that synopsis. WTF?

oh thaaaaat's where I recognize him from!

Sadly, that's par for the course for many of the city-owned/maintained cemeteries, even tourist destinations like the St. Louises or Lafayettes.

You could try contacting Save our Cemeteries and let them know about the condition of the tombs. They may have restoration planned, or you can at least put it on their radar…

It's a very interesting location and proceeds go to preserving New Orleans cemeteries. The site was originally a racetrack (for horses), and the cemetery was designed to follow the oval of the track. So, the race takes this sort of spiraling course into the center of the cemetery then back out. My only complaint is…

Living in New Orleans, I fond it weird that anyone would find visiting cemeteries macabre or spooky. Hell, one of my favorite 5Ks is hosted in a cemetery!

This is a great box! We have a whole program here in New Orleans for utility box murals. http://www.cvunola.org/ I hope we start seeing ones as creative as this one!

Funny! I used to live on 84th between York & East End. Used to go by 10 Gracie on my runs along the East River in Carl Schurz Park in the mornings.

Argh kinja

stretching from the Sierra Nevada mountains to the Wasatch Front

Not necessarily addressed to you, but didn't want to post it to all the buttholes who responded further down:

I keep seeing

Even my hormone and THC-addled high school brain was able to remember 3 numbers to operate a $5 masterlock. My note suggestion was facetious, obviously that flew right over your head.

If you let the battery completely drain, we've added a simple way to remove the back by inserting a small pin into your Noke allowing you to access the battery even when it's locked. This ensures you'll never have to worry about being stranded with a dead battery.

I have my fair share of questionably useful gadgets, but this one...this one is beyond understanding to me.

Not even close.

Exactly! Same here. He said "I just lightly brush them with my fingers..." and I'm thinking "NO, YOU FOOOOL!!!"