This is really the best episode.
Trump handing $12 billion of taxpayers money over to help farmers affected by Trump’s derelict tariffs IS SOCIALISM AND WELFARE.
Good troll, I bet you feel pretty great right now :)
I honestly and sincerely believe that this is an act of public service. And it’s extremely silly, too, which is an added bonus. I love everything about it (except for the fact that people like Spencer exist and are currently serving in elected office). Cohen is playing the role of mischievous Puck/court jester who…
“And that dress!”
I’ve always found that last sentence chilling. Pretty much every ‘pax’ period touted in history is basically. Not all. But most.
Thoughts and Prayers.
We are truly through the looking glass. These women are complaining to the people they’ve built their lives on oppressing that those they’ve oppressed haven’t welcomed them in a warm enough embrace. With a straight fucking face.
That’s not always a foolproof method, of course (cf. DO NOT CONGRATULATE).
Gotta suckle that great Connecticut insurance teat
The thought occurs that the word “conclusion” appears just above the T in “There”. The further thought occurs that the word “conclusion” and the word “collusion” share a lot of letters. The even further thought occurs that dipshit maybe doen’t know the difference between the two.
Based on his recent statements, i have taken to adding “Not” to any statement he makes, just to be safe. And because virtually* everything he says is a lie, it usually turns out to be accurate.
He will just say he invented a new word.
So, I guess by that logic, my old ex really was right when she kept insisting on IM that she wasn’t “cheeting.”
Maybe it’s “There WAS NO COLLISION”? Hard to tell with the caps.
Sweet fucking Christ. We are in HELL, aren’t we?
There really is a Simpsons quote/paraphrase for any situation.
He also switches between upper and lower case letters, even in the same word. That’s aggravating.
Maybe he meant “covfefe”.