Consider this...after the idiot boys Beevis & Butthead, Trump didn’t father any of those children. Wouldn’t be the first time a personal trainer has knocked up a client.

Michael Cohen is based in New York. New York is a one party consent state, meaning only one party of a phone conversation needs to be aware of the recording for it to be legal. Thus, if Cohen knew he was recording others, it was legal.

and how many STDs has he had (and probably infected one or more of his wives with)? Yikes.

Has or is?

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

Women were on the pill?

When you mate outside your species, reproduction is not a given.

Naw, I doubt he has. Because its well established by those who’ve known his circles for years that he pays for abortions right and left. Like dozens of them, per one estimate by a former intel professional.

Yeah, the only thing surprising is that you’re only NOW hearing about an illegitimate Trump.

This. If you have a man on tape saying that “you can grab them by the pussy” and is that sloppy at even speaking, you bet he wasn’t great with condoms, even if he actually used them. I’d actually be surprised if he didn’t have at least one love child. (Although “love” is a bit of a stretch given that Tiffany and…

I am both nodding to myself at the truth of this take, and also in physical/emotional/spiritual pain after reading “Trump” and “raw-dogging” in the same sentence.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

So if we start pretending to be triggered by free healthcare, will we get it??

Umm... Yeah. Because Trump needs the House to get terrible laws passed.

Paul Nehlan makes Roy Moore look like Barack Obama.

Yeah. That’s the thing. Paul Ryan is awful. But imagine if the GOP keeps the House and they find a Trump acolyte to take his place.

If the House flips that goon will be the minority leader.

This is where I’m at. I don’t care how bad you thought Ryan was; I promise you that the next guy will be worse*. The Republicans are not a party trending toward the moderate position.