Playing by their outrage rules is a losing game. Actually the whole thing is a lost cause. Time to pack it in.

Learn the disappearing coin trick. This is literally the only age group you will be able to fool with your crappy sleight of hand skills, and they are guaranteed to be spellbound. Warning: they will not stop asking you to do it, ever.

Peaceful protest is safely ignored.

Right-wingers will burn this country to the ground before they allow any change at all to what they perceive as their inalienable right to own guns. This is not a political challenge.

People forget, even awful things. Humans are incredibly adaptable and as bad as this seems, measured against the entirety of human history, we’ve endured much worse, for long stretches of time.

This is a bad place, filled with bad people. We deserve Donald Trump, and more than that, almost any conceivable bad thing that might happen to us. We are all of us guilty. We did not build a just and decent society, we built another empire with all it’s petty cruelty and greed and if there were any justice in this…

Everyone should realize that guns aren’t going anywhere. Sandy Hook proved that, conclusively. The Parkland kids did as much as anyone can do in this fucked up dystopia, but they won’t succeed either (through no fault of their own). The one and only thing that will lead to any kind of gun control is a bunch of…

MAGA Chuds will still demand the Nobel, guaranteed.

In a just world, rather, in THE just world, the only reporting on this fiasco would be “giant idiot shits his pants”. Unfortunately we live in Hell world, so there will be lots of “geez, he tried his best, maybe those MAGA chuds are right and we should just force Sweden to give him a Nobel anyway”.

Obama, along with every other Democrat, is still acting like the old rules apply. One president at a time and all that, but Trump has taken a Dump on the old rules, and the old roles. Keep pretending that any wise, sober-minded policy you can come up with is going to beat a celebrity in our current culture and you…

Lets just say that the FBI is as bad as Hitler and leave it at that.

Please, for the love of god, someone take away Chuck Todd’s platform. He is the fucking worst. That mealy mouthed “geez, I don’t know how you are silenced” follow up is the prefect encapsulation of his utter uselessness.

The worst thing about that Opie and Anthony clip is the way that either opie or anthony (because I definitely can’t be bothered to know which one of those douchebags is which) - clearly wants to defend Trump, but can’t because Pete clearly doesn’t.

George Soros or Bloomberg or someone, buy 100 tricked out AR-15's and outfit an all-black campus militia who marches around the Kent State Campus carrying their assault rifles. This dummy and all her associated dummies will be calling for stricter gun laws, tomorrow.

Count on it: when the first of those kids dies in captivity, it will be “the fault of their parents who broke the law by entering the US illegally.”

Let’s get one thing perfectly clear: this is hell world. Donald Trump is the President America deserves.

Hey, Trump said, “just be cool, man” therefore it is all cool now.

Yeah, good luck making logical, fact-based arguments in the court of public opinion.

I agree, unfortunately, the idea of rebuilding anything is probably a fantasy as well. A country like this will not be put back together again with any semblance of the democracy we take for granted nowadays. I do not think that fighting a civil war would make anything better. It would almost certainly make things…

Welp, so much for the Australia talking point!