45 min to get into. saw several fights. was 94 degrees. took 25 min to buy a $8 water bottle. saw a dumpster fire on a field and the chili peppers played.

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Hi, did you stay up to watch the late Monday Night Football game?

Glass Joe.

I was wondering what Doug from Ghost World has been up to.

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Whoa whoa. The Lions don’t have to draft shit. They drafted generational talent and grind them into dust until they retire.

The Lions started Stafford right away.

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

That’s something Don Johnson wore when he was 375 pounds

Great. Another African-American quarterback that won’t be standing during the national anthem.

He’s right, you know:

Do you have any narrative other than that of a willful serf? Jesus you fucking conservatives really are the worst, bootlicking, worms in the world. Do you beg for it from mommy?

They’re the same type of people who work for middle class wages but believe in trickle-down economics; that we have to give all our money to the people at the top so they can graciously bless us with a borderline poverty level standard of living, so long as we also offer up our bodies and minds until we’re broken and…

The draw is:

My god, how do these 30 year old fathers explain their behavior to their 20 year old daughters.