Talking to myself out loud in a British accent. I am not British.

Is "creative weirdo" an insult? Because that describes both of them perfectly.

If you want to break it into tiers, Taran Killam and Kate McKinnon are obviously the superstars in the cast, but Bobby Moynihan and Vanessa Bayer are *right* below them.

Yes, I am a little surprised that there hasn't been a Glory post yet, I guess it will have to wait till tomorrow.

I knew she could sing, but when I realized she was totally hitting ALL of the Julie Andrews notes, my jaw dropped.

I had no idea she could sing like that.

TIL: Eyebrow pencil/shadow can seriously alter one's appearance.

I've kissed Dustin Hoffman.

We need more ritual. The only huge celebration we have between our birth and our death is marriage, and that's bullcrap. We should pick a birthday to tout with as much importance as a marriage (50 makes sense). We should celebrate a vocational milestone, or at least have an all-out retirement party. We need to do more…

There is a level of self-involvement here that I just cannot abide. I'm 30 and single and not really looking for a partner, but not exactly turning down dates, either. I am medium happy with myself and my life. I would be embarrassed to "self marry" and all of my friends would rightly make fun of me and call me dumb,…

I cannot support that last paragraph enough: if you're one of those people who's obsessed with planning a wedding with no spouse in sight, JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY. You don't need this Marry Yourself nonsense, or to latch onto someone you won't be happy with. I repeat: JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY.…

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

If you get divorced from yourself do you lose half of your stuff?

Twilight is Nickelback. Fifty Shades is a Nickelback cover band.

Poor Dakota Johnson. I blame Fox for this after they cancelled the excellent Ben & Kate.

Seeing this is probably the cinematic equivalent of a hatefuck.

I still love Matthew Perry. Fools Rush In! (Shutup; as a Latina who brought home white guys and married one, I loved it. Especially when the parents met!) I also loved his short-lived show, Go On.

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…