A James Beard award perhaps.

That “dancing while eating cotton candy” sketch was great, and a lot of it rode on the expression on his face - just utter excitement and delight, all the way through. He really committed, and that’s what it needed.

I wasn’t as surprised about them firing Jay Pharoah because of the reasons he gave above, but I still don’t understand why they got rid of Taran Killam - he is just such a natural comedian and to me he was the most talented guy they’ve had in a long time. I don’t love most of the new cast - especially Melissa…

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

As a single lady in her 40s I agree. I get a little frustrated every time I buy someone really nice plates to replace their ikea set but have never had anyone ever think to do the same for me just because I am not the marrying kind. Don’t I deserve a nice kitchen aid eventually without having to buy it for myself?!

THANK YOU!!!

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

What’s with the snark? Emily Weiss has built her company from the ground up, it’s hugely succesful, and the products are actually good (their concealer is seriously the best I’ve ever tried, and I’ve tried them all, including the super expensive Clé de Peau, I also love the serums). She asks from input from her…

The best is that you know Kushner and Ivanka just hate Bannon and Conway and would love to poison their food the second they can get away with it.

Get out of here. You know that the Munchkins are not sending their best and brightest. The Munchkins are sending rapists and criminals. They’re bringing problems with them. They’re bringing drugs, and they’re bringing crime. And a few Munchkins, I assume, are good people.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

This just occurred to me: I’m going to buy whiteboard paint, paint it onto foam board, and use dry-erase markers for signs. Then I can reuse the signs.

This is a solid and fair point. But one issue is that “proper airlines” are starting to resemble flying busses.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

Don’t turn your nose at this, although these stores do have a slight mothball smell—thrift stores!