I’d be cautious of making statements like “Today’s Cartoons Are the Best They’ve Ever Been”. The new Powerpuff Girls remake is proof that some studios get it wrong just as often as they get it right.

Hence this song. I take no responsibility for your bleeding eardrums.

I just swallowed my kitchen sponge to reclaim the title. There can be only One.

My mom is obsessed with it, and I don’t get it either. She was also really pissed when she found out a bunch of those documentaries were fake and that Phelps wasn’t actually racing a shark. I’m beginning to think her love of shark week and her love of Donald Trump might be symptoms of the same problem...

Speaking of dumping of hazardous chemicals, GE made transformers (not the cool ones) near my college. Because it was legal, they dumped the PCB’s into the ground. Consequently, while I was in college women were advised not to conceive while they were drinking the local water. The good old days!

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I didn’t watch the video, but I’m going to comment anyways.....

OK, this is bullshit, they overbooked the flight and I promise you there was a way to compensate a passenger to willingly get off the airplane. $2K? $10K? A first class flight to Paris for two and a hotel voucher? Charter a private jet to take their 4 employees that absolutely had to be there? There was a solution to…

I’m a Diet Conform person myself.

Fuck Consume. Cherry Obey forever.

Here you go

No joke, I mean look at Kingpin. He played a character who was almost total scum, and I was still cheering for him over Bill Murray!

not to mention the Contra quark, made up of two Ups and two Downs one Left one Right one more Left and one more Right one B one A one B one A. start.

360 degrees of back.

1. Fuck the “optional” fix. Anything that makes a purposly-borked piece of equipment work again should be mandatory, and the “dynamic security feature” should be the optional update that users who want it would have to manually apply.

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their replacement after only two months?

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their…