It is internet law that if someone posts about GoldenEye, that image must be shared in the comments. Thank you. 

Didn’t say it was, did say that just saying “coup” a lot in relation to opposition to Maduro isn’t a fair reading of the situation.

No one is getting rid of ICE. Not one president from either party has tried it and none will, because it’s a bad idea. This isn’t fairy tale land where everyone can live happily just letting people come and go from every country in the world. We as a country have a finite amount of something almost everyone else…

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

My mom is obsessed with it, and I don’t get it either. She was also really pissed when she found out a bunch of those documentaries were fake and that Phelps wasn’t actually racing a shark. I’m beginning to think her love of shark week and her love of Donald Trump might be symptoms of the same problem...

Speaking of dumping of hazardous chemicals, GE made transformers (not the cool ones) near my college. Because it was legal, they dumped the PCB’s into the ground. Consequently, while I was in college women were advised not to conceive while they were drinking the local water. The good old days!

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their replacement after only two months?

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their…