The problem with rum is that always gives me the worst hangovers.

That’s spanish for “I’d hit that”

I don’t know why I read “Stop Using Shemales”

It was “All Your Base” for me, it is a genuine masterpiece

Sorry but 4GB is just too low nowadays, there are cell phones that have more than that. I would go with the 8GB one you also mentioned

I am still willing to try Belladonna, though

Bolivia’s president Evo Morales once said that hormones in chicken are turning men gay. Maybe they think Bill is trying to donate gayness!