I’m sure that Emmanuel Lewis will take the news of his death as a surprise.

A woman of a certain age can indeed still wear a heavy line of black eyeliner.

Now this is the most important SATC comment of today. That black eyeliner has GOT TO GO. SJP you have small eyes; smoky all over kohl is not for you!!! Do we need to take out a billboard in Times Square?! Who are her girlfriends? Makeup artists?

That’s a hoot. Of the 4 of them, SJP is the one aging, well let’s just say, not nearly as well as the other 3. Would someone please rip that black eyeliner out of SJP’s hands and throw it away.

Get me out of here, send help

Anyone who saw the execrable “Sex and the City 2" has to know Cattrall is doing the right thing (not just for herself but for her castmates as well).

This vague twitter drama is more entertaining than any sex and the city 3 film could ever deign to be.

turns out the media is just like high school—the nerds want to befriend the edgy kids to cobble together a tougher public persona. unfortunately, instead of making dead baby jokes, they’re in cahoots with nazis.

“Also tucked in the bill...is the legalization of armor piercing bullets, so long as they are marketed for ‘sporting purposes.’” Yeah, because you know Bambi is kitted out in full fucking Kevlar as she gambols around the meadow. Fucking lunatics are in charge right now.

To all my normal, rational American friends, I am so sorry you are being held hostage by a bunch of gun nuts who are opposing every simple solution to a malignant problem.

Hey, we elected a man who openly bragged about committing sexual assault while trashing a woman because she was kind of a bitch who did the equivalent of stealing a pen from work.

I watch syndicated Gray’s Anatomy episodes while I’m at the gym, and it’s weird knowing Katherine Heigl was reduced to doing cat litter commercials ‘cause she was kind of a bitch.

Don’t forget the child rape gang band in It.

Kathryn?

Bottle blondes, fake boobs, tanning salons, and mediocre white dudes in Ed Hardy tees and elaborately embroidered A|X jean, as far as the eye can see.

CAME HERE FOR THIS. WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

I mean, the answer is clearly West Palm Beach...or is it West Palm? Or Palm Beach?

Tampa. It would be trashy af.

Excellent question.

Why do you own semi automatic weapons - what do you plan to shoot with them?