How did Jezebel know a week ago and she didn’t?

Unless you are Titus.

I prefer animated Comic Book Guy.

Baker was at a Drafthouse event when Knowles allegedly rubbed up against her buttocks and legs in a way that made her feel uncomfortable.

Yassss! Also, she’s a katrillion-aire, she’s not exactly a typical 20 year old! And 2 of her sisters have fertility issues, so like, if I were her and got pregnant, I’d be like, maybe this is my only chance. Also, 20 is not 12??? She is an adult??? 20 seems like a fine age to have a baby???

Daddy likey?

Totally agree with this. I won’t bore you with my personal life, but let’s just say that I have had a long, serious and bad relationship with great sex, and a loving, supportive marriage where the sex is only ok. And I’d take the latter every time.

I was coming to post the same thing, totally. Mid 40s with two kids now and we’re lucky to pull off once a month. And I usually have to initiate. Even like 5 years ago, I would have freaked the fuck out. It took me awhile to wrap my head around it but now I’m like, eh—-we’ll get back around to it eventually. Mr. GP is…

YUP. This is what people don’t tell you when you’re trying to decide whether to marry someone (at least, no one told me). You need to consider what you’ll need in a partner over the course of your whole life and it’s pretty likely that your sexual needs are going to change. Age is a factor, as are kids, a busy job,…

Last week I complained that this column was too much “list all the obvious possibilities and offer no real insight or direction” and met a lot of people strenuousy disagreeing.

Starred at the very least for “clutch your anal beads.”

So what you’re saying is the reason I only orgasm once is that my husband and I need to be building more blanket forts and then have blanket fort sex?

Her movie choices suck. Watching Jaws “over and over?”

Prediction:

Wow, stooping immediately to being super judgemental, insulting and swearing up a storm isn’t doing you any favors here, and your sensitive reaction may just prove a point.

As an abuse survivor, screw both of these women. The one with the five kids who says her kids were not harmed, that’s b.s even if all they did was watch or hear their Mom being beaten: it’s terrifying, nothing is safe coming from the people in the world you should be able to count on to make you feel safe. If you have…

I was hit with a belt maybe once or twice, but I was older. At two you barely really understand what’s wrong and right and you’re still trying to figure out where the line is. I’m kind of disturbed by her continual justification for her actions. Like I’m not sure why she feels she can be an advocate of any kind. Also,…

“I was shocked and scared and I hit him. The next day he was removed and I was arrested. I was treated as a criminal. I wasn’t given a chance to explain myself.”

I used to think that I could always love OC but not this year, it’s actually hard to watch.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.