Is this like some Lil Sebastian thing?

Florida doesn’t deserve manatees. Actually no one does. Too pure for this world.

I have one kiddo and, though I love him, that sometimes seems like too much.

Help. I’m trapped in my house with a crazy toddler and my mother in law. Send wine and straight jackets.

A better approach would be to burn the house down. When the investigators ask why you did it just say snakes and collect that sweet insurance cheque.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Normally I’d agree, but if I found out about a nest of snakes living under my house I’m not certain I wouldn’t just surrender the property to them. Her method is at least more economical than mine.

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I was just coming to comment that! Good Lord, it’s perfect - I have been hunting for a swimsuit just like it that didn’t cost a billion dollars. She looks fab!

I seriously hope the producers (looking at you Brian May) take to heart the constructive criticism Sacha Baron Cohen gave them when he was attached to the project.

OT, but would you guys mind covering Maryam Mirzakhani’s death? She was the first woman to win the Fields Medal (which Jez covered 3 years ago), basically the highest honor in math, and died at 40 of cancer today.

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

Throw in some some lab harvested beef protein and you have yourself a McDeal, friend.

That picture is not a black bear and it shouldn’t bother me but it kinda does.

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

“the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19"

There were times where he was the only likable character on that show. How sad, he was so young.

You know what, I am going to one day move to the fucking taiga, where nature is too fucking cold so that I don’t have to deal with this kind of shit. I like the snow, I like the cold, and I’m a lot more chill with the possibility of running into, idk a reindeer or polar bear than a FUCKING REPTILE. FUCK REPTILES.