From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Thank you for being insufferable

This.

Based on her own IG posts they have been dating less than two months. It’s too soon even if his wife hadn’t died last year.

Not the OP, but I can say what heebies my jeebies -- it is the kid. And I am totally projecting it — as a parent I would be TERRIFIED that I was blind to my own mistake of rushing into a marriage while I hadn’t really processsed the death of my spouse. He has only one kid, who just lost her mom, and now this kid is…

I lost my spouse one year ago on June and it still feels like it was only yesterday. I agree, too soon, but everyone’s different, I guess.

Yessss. My bitchy gay triumvirate is the same with ITKWD. We usually watch from our separate homes and text about ridiculous crap that happens or about that one time that David and MarkCharles hooked up but David never called him back (because we all know this happened at least once).

Wow the crazies come out of the woodwork quick. It’s fine if you disagree, I welcome that. I’m just old fashioned and was raised to think differently. To ME (Please note I’m not making a grand statement about humanity as a whole) I believe there are certain problems that arise from moving on too quickly.

I’m sure…

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

SAME.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

He is a tower of ham and cheese. His show is glorious, and it really suffers when they have a substitute host for him.

Just like the merger of TJ Maxx and Marshall’s, this deal is bad for the consumer.

Until Marmi, QVC was one of the only places I could reliably find decent looking wide width shoes. Agree that it can be fun to watch- my husband and I love Isaac Mizrahi. He’s sooo bitchy sometimes.

Interesting! I love inside dirt like this.

I used to work at HSN. A crazy portion of their revenue comes from a core group of women they charmingly refer to as “whales”. This is a charming double meaning: whale as in the casino sense and whales as in large women. HSN wanted to have an event where they invited these people to headquarters to pick their brains,…

But how do you stop yourself from a TSV or an easy pay?

I find QVC highly entertaining at times. It is was also one of the few places I was able to find well made wide calf boots.

I love QVC. (Strokes cat in lap, while encased in Carole Hochman jammies sipping a smoothy made with a today’s special value Vitamix.)

I work for one of these companies and was pretty shocked by this today. Usually this kind of merger/acquisition is branded as an opportunity to grow, but this definitely feels more like some kind of attempt to stave off irrelevancy.