Best things to watch on QVC: Monday night fashion. Starting with LOGO at 8pm (which is growing on me) Isaac Mizrahi at 9pm, and PM Style or PMS as they call it(!) with Shawn Killinger. Her outfits and hair are insane every week. She and Isaac are the Statler and Waldorf of our time. (Find their clip on You Tube of…

Both!

If they get rid of David for any reason, SO HELP ME GOD.

I love you

God remember when this was scandalous? I miss those days.

I spent one night for a unpaid parking ticket and you better fucking believe I’ve never done that again. He’s not a serial rapist, he’s a spoiled sex addict, it might work.

Have you been to jail? I spent one night for a unpaid parking ticket and you better fucking believe I’ve never done that again. He’s not a serial rapist, he’s a spoiled sex addict, it might work.

I saw a practice performance for her tour in Miami last month and I just basically sobbed through the whole thing. PMS and watching a black mother make defiant art in this political environment just made me an emotional mess. Also white lady to other white ladies...please sit down and shut up during FUBU and Don’t…

His puppy died in his pool!

Just a tidbit about melatonin, it can screw with ovulation(my period stopped on it) so if you are trying to get pregnant definitely look for smaller dosages

To all of those struggling making friends...my husband and I moved from the mid-west city we both grew up in where we still had our friends from high school and college. We moved at 29 and 33 to a west coast town of 30k people. It SUCKED for the first 6 months we moved here, we only knew the people at his new job (not…

My husband complains about the exact same thing. “Can I just meet one man that doesn’t mind having a g&t on the golf course and doesn’t leave after nine holes because his wife called and said it’s not fair to be gone for 4 hours?!?”

My mom just sent this to me a couple days ago. There goes my 4 pills at a time during the first two days habit. http://www.ajc.com/news/local/common-painkillers-increase-risk-heart-attack-one-third-new-study-finds/Q5m8BfdzaZlFZQlDKh8MXN/

Seriously, HOW is Steven Bannon still walking around? It looks like his gray flesh is literally eating itself.

I make roughly 90-100k gross depending on the year. I own two small businesess and am a stay at home mom. My first business is wedding photography that I make about 40k a year with. I have basically no overhead besides insurance and my Adobe subscription. My other business is event rentals. We rent farm tables, wood…

Those granola cups are calling my name.

As someone who comes from a mother that always has a bag of pills, let me tell you it’s really the best. Feel a coldsore twinge? Here’s a valtrex. Got a UTI? Here’s some Cipro. Period cramps? Half a Vicodin. Bad breakout? Knock back a Bactrim. Who has time to wait at Urgent Care????

“Michele Mulholland France, a 54-year-old federal employee who’d positioned herself in front of the anti-abortion group and was carrying on a screaming-volume monologue about the importance of pap smears and birth control”

Ugh Kay’s the WORST.

They don’t like it when their women speak too much.