She is the tip of the hernia poking out of the anus of America.

I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter for the rest of my natural life than listen to one more second of Tomi. I despise her.

My 3 year old would lose her GODDAMN MIND if I took her to this beach. She’s obssessed. I blame YouTube.

Longchamp,

And 53% of white women still voted for hin. I know men secretly fucking despise us but why do we hate each other so much?

This. The other day I had to hear another tired “He’s the captain of the plane and we don’t want the plane to go down so he needs our support.” Umm no, the plane has been hijacked and I’m battering the fucking cockpit door down.

They are the only thing going to get me through this.

THIS. As a wedding planner, I get brides all the time telling me their mom, grandma, aunt, etc... is going to “make” food for the wedding. When I ask about insurance in case you know... a pregnant lady at your wedding reception gets salmonellaa because grandma forgot about that chicken on the counter and she…

It really pisses me off when people say Jeffrey is gay or Ina is a beard. Why? Because he’s small in stature? Or because she’s overweight and only a gay man would be with her? It’s the same bullshit they say about Steadman and Oprah. Chubby women can get men. Chubby women can have beautiful homes and make tons of…

It really pisses me off when people say Jeffrey is gay or Ina is a beard. Why? Because he’s small in stature? Or because she’s overweight and only a gay man would be with her? It’s the same bullshit they say about Steadman and Oprah. Chubby women can get men. Chubby women can have beautiful homes and make tons of…

How the F do you find Melbourne episodes? I have scoured the internet for the first two seasons...

I really wonder if Kelly will be asked back next year. I feel like I heard a quote from Andy in reference to Brandi once, that when the viewers no longer feel bad for you and just start to hate you, your time on the show is numbered. Which I thought happened last night but then on WWHL she got 40% of the vote so…

I need more explanation on 5.)

Come to Gomi with the rest of us that don’t like to whisper

My mother was a single airline pilot and I wholeheartedly agree with your statement. My father was worthless and lived 5 states away from us(his choosing) so I was basically raised by nannies and stepdads(yes multiple) that she now says she only married because she needed childcare help. (yes seriously) I am SAHM that…

How could you write a contract that stops homeowners from doing whatever the F they like with their own homes? Calm down kids.

Flight crews are getting out of control. Post 9/11 they have so much more autonomy and it’s getting ridiculous. I was threatened yesterday by a flight attendant that if my 3 yr old refused to be buckled since she was screaming at the top of her lungs and refusing.( have lots of children, they are blessings.) the…

Calfkles.

BOUFFANT is back!!! #neverforget #ThemorallycorruptBrianMoylan

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