Don't forget the overwhelming urge to eat laundry detergent that came along in the last trimester!

A little bit in her defense...before Grays her only “famous” writing gig was Crossroads. I just don't think she had the clout back then with the ABC execs like she does now to get people fired.

God I thought the same thing. If Patrick Dempsey started hitting on me I would have a VERY hard time saying no.

Get ready together.

I feel like every time I meet a new mom to be they are always terrified of a c-section. For me it wasn’t even on my radar. I just assumed if your kid wasn’t breach you’d be fine. Well fast forward to a sunny side up baby that flipped when my water broke, 12 hours of labor with pitocin and an epidural that didn’t work…

I wonder how much of the ruling had to do with her current job. I bet if she was still jobless or in a job underneath her skill level they would have ruled in her favor but because she’s now the CEO of Reddit it’s like “oh well she’s doing fine now.”

That is possible and it's DELICIOUS.

$300k

Imma let you finish but Zella leggings are the best of all time. ALL TIME.

also..."So he was pushing aggressively into my thigh, and during this failed penetration..."

Spanking is alive and well amongst my group of SAHM doctor's wives. If anything I'm the outlier because I don't spank. I also only have a 19 month old so it really hasn't got that bad yet. I was never spanked so it's just never really been on my radar, but since having a child I've noticed my mom friends much more apt…

That's a great book.

and husband.

Lower your bouquet when walking down the aisle. LOWER IT!

I really appreciated that Conan explained this on Howard this morning that he never wants people to be the butt of the joke. He is the butt of the joke.

"The ladies also have to commit 50 days a year or more to VS, which prohibits them from participating in bigger, better fashion and fragrance campaigns."

Working out, not cleaning I hope.

She wore it twice last season! #starstheyjustlikeus

I tried to watch the season premiere of Girls last night, made it to Marnie crying in the street because the restaurant guests weren't paying enough attention to her at Jazz brunch and promptly turned it off. Insufferable. Quickly queued up some Broad City and all was right with the world.

what an insufferable brat. How do you not have anything to say about your upcoming films? Who talks like that to your mom(who without, you would be NOBODY) on national television?